20x30, Day 1

Now that we've waded through the impossibly long introduction, let's just jump right into day 1:

Days until the end of this goat rodeo of fat burnage- 127

Weight- 165

Calories- 1625

Minutes spent exercising- 65

Muscles that may never function normally again- anything south of the knees

Chances I'll wear heels tomorrow- <10%

Alcoholic beverages- 0 (but the night is young)

I'm tired of typing, so I'll make this quick. Stayed the course mostlyish today, but it's just day 1. I would have put my measurements and body fat %, but I can't find my frickin tape measure, and searching for it would involve moving my poor, sore calves.

So, more tomorrow. Happy day one!